Hi Everybody,
I'll have to admit, I'm not a great runner. I usually go for a jog a couple of times a week to keep looking trim. So, a few weeks ago I clicked on a link on a website that was advertising "Fitness Singles". And I thought "cool, I'd like to meet a sexy, healthy and fit guy". After hunting around for a bit, I started messaging this guy named Terry. He sounded pretty interesting on his profile and after sending some messages he sounded like a nice guy - and pretty fit too. Amazingly he didn't want to trade pics, he just wanted to jump ahead to a date. I thought it was a bit odd, but regardless, we decided to meet last Sunday for a 10K run with my usual running group. Sunday morning came and I was at the park with the group - about 10 of us that usually run together, and it's looking like Terry is a no-show. The only person around is this older guy smoking in his car. A few minutes later, as my friends start getting cranky about having to wait, the guy gets out of his car, crushes his cigarette butt with his shoe, and comes in our direction. He's wearing some really short shorts and a pit-stained tank top and he has one of those sweat bands on his head holding down his comb-over. Just my luck. It he walks right up to me and introduces himself. "Hi, I'm Terry. Nice to meet you" he says. Then he explains that he was late because his cat was sick and it barfed on his shoes. I managed not to laugh at the image of this guy cleaning barf out of his shoes in his short-shorts. The group are ready to go so I cut Terry short and off we ran. Right away I can see that he wasn't a very fast runner so I politely stayed back a bit to run with him while my friends all ran ahead. About seven or eight minutes in, Terry starts to kind of wheeze a bit. Soon enough he is bent over having a coughing fit and he tells me he's going to have to go back and get his puffer that he left in his car. That's when I said buh-bye and ran to catch my friends. I guess I'll just forget about the fitness singles website. There are as many fakes on there as any. Better luck next time!
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